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I know the voices in my head aren't real..... but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome
I want you to look at me the same way you look at pizza!
The book for my sanitation class is useless. I use it to kill roaches in my room.
Its rare to see a woman who hates a man enough to give him the diamonds back.
Something you mount: "A mountain.."
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
Q. What did the doe say when she came running out of the woods?
A. I'll never do that for two bucks again.
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
What's long, hard and has cum in it? A cucumber.
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Immature is a word boring people use to describe fun people.
If breaking a mirror is 7 years bad luck then breaking a condom is 18, right?
Everything I like is either: illegal, immoral, fattening, addictive, expensive, or impossible.
What do you call a black person on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard.
The only good thing about driving a Prius: all the money you save on condoms.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.